OH GREAT ONE: Quotes

Starr & Margaret [2005]

[Margaret confronts Starr]
Starr: I know who you are. You kidnapped my dad and made him write that goodbye letter.
Margaret: Oh, and what a wild imagination.
Starr: It's not my imagination, it's the truth. My mom told me all about you, and if you dare hurt my father, you're going to be sorry.
Margaret: Oh. And what are you going to do to me?
Starr: You know what? I have a whole bunch of boa constrictors and black widows in my room that could kill you at any given moment!

Margaret: I need to know where your mother is.
Starr: If you even think that i'm going to tell you where my mom is, you're even crazier than you look, and that is pretty darn scary.

Starr: (to Margaret) I may be small, but I am very, very tough.

Blair: (about Todd) He's got a lot on his mind right now.
Starr: Hope it's not Margaret Cockroach.

Spencer: (about Starr) This Margaret woman really has her terrified, doesn't she?
Dorian: Yes, and that's unusual because normally Starr's really quite fearless.

[Margaret holds Starr hostage at "The Sun" office]
Starr: You stay away from me.
Margaret: Oh, calm down. I was just checking out your outfit. Does your mother always let you out of the house looking like a slut?

Starr: (to Margaret) Who cares that you're pregnant? Why are you taking it out on my mom and dad? Is it because you're jealous that they love each other and that nobody loves you? Why don't you just take it out on the baby's father -- unless he jumped off a bridge after her realized that he had sex with you?

Margaret: Whose baby do you think this is?
Starr: How should I know? Only someone crazy enough to make a baby with you.
Margaret: Oh, golly, you've got something right. Your daddy and I are crazy in love.
Starr: You're lying.
Margaret: No, I had the test. It's going to be a boy. Yes, little Todd Manning Jr. It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Starr: You are not having my dad's baby.
Margaret: Au contraire, ma petite.
Starr: That's disgusting.

Margaret: Your father and I, in our little retreat in the mountains -- our love was so strong that we created a life.
Starr: You bitch! My father loves my mother.

Margaret: A child needs both of his parents, but the rest of the extended family, they're not so necessary.
Starr: So you think that if you kill my dad's whole family that he'll want to be with you?
Margaret: Oh, no, no, not his whole family. Little Jack has potential. I mean, he will once I get my hands on him.
Starr: You never will.

Margaret: I bet that everyone says that you are the spitting image of your mommy and that you are dumb enough to think that that is a compliment.
Starr: My mother is the best person I know!

Margaret: Twinkle, twinkle little Starr, history is all you are.

Starr: (about Margaret) Last night I couldn't stop thinking about her, all the awful things that she said.
Todd: She's insane, honey.
Starr: I couldn't get her off my mind. Just her eyes -- it was just pure evil.
Todd: Yeah, that's Margaret.

[Todd is on the phone with Margaret]
Starr: Who's on the phone, Dad?
Margaret: I would recognize those dulcet tones anywhere. That's little Starrlet, isn't it? Oh -- or, more appropriately, Blair Jr.