OH GREAT ONE: Quotes

Starr & Markko [2007]

[Markko has just asked Starr to prom]
Markko: Come on, don’t keep a guy hanging.
Starr: Sure. Um -- I'll go with you. Why not?
Markko: Once more with feeling?
Starr: I would love to go to prom with you.
Markko: Sweet. Then it’s a date.

[Starr is in a rush getting ready for prom]
Starr: Mom, Markko is picking me up in two hours.
Dorian: Is that his name?
Starr: Yeah, with two Ks.
Dorian: Oh, how original.
Starr: It's like "Starr" with two Rs. And if I don't find a dress for the prom tonight, I'm going to be a loser with two L’s.

Starr: Is Markko here?
Blair: Oh, no, not yet, but I wanted to warn you that Dorian is downstairs, she's got the camera ready, and enough hors d'oeuvres to feed your entire class.
Starr: Mom, he's going to think I'm such a dork.
Blair: Oh, he is not! You know, boys -- they love to eat.

[The teens try to decide which movie to go see]
Markko: Oh, wait -- wait -- "Carnivore Cruise XIII: A Night to Dismember" -- it just came out.
Starr: No way -- I loved the first 12!
Langston: Well, I wasn’t crazy about "VII" or "IX," but I'm cool with it.

[Langston and Markko arrive at La Boulaie]
Langston: (to Starr) We came as fast as we could.
Markko: What happened? Langston said you didn’t sound so good.
Starr: Um --
Langston: Oh, right. (to Markko) Um -- hey, how about that pool in the back that I was telling you about, yeah?
Markko: Are you ditching me?
Langston: Do you need a lifeguard?
Markko: Fine -- go comb each other’s hair. But just so you know, I was down to listen or cheer you up or give advice. Whatever.

[Markko thinks that Starr wants to be with Cole in spite of Cole helping Miles keep Todd hostage]
Starr: How could you even think that I would want to be with him after he did something like that?
Markko: Well, because when we first got here, you asked us what you should do next. I mean, call me crazy, but why would you ask that if you were sure you did the right thing?

[Todd and Blair are out on a date together]
Langston: Your parents are back together?
Starr: Not yet, but if they don’t kill each other tonight, that'll be two good nights in a row.
Cole: Well, that’s good.
Markko: What, three good nights and they're headed to Vegas to get remarried?
Langston: They've been married, like, a million times.
Starr: Three and a half.
Markko: "Half"?
Starr: It’s a long story.
Langston: Basically, they could go out for pizza and come back hitched.
Starr: You never know.

Markko: I need to talk to you about Langston.
Starr: What about Langston?
Markko: I need to know her secret.
Starr: What about Langston’s secrets?
Markko: Oh, well, any -- all of them. Hit me.
Starr: A, Langston doesn’t have secrets, and if she did, I don’t think I would tell you.
Markko: Whoa. I meant -- I meant secrets like, you know, what kind of flowers she likes, the name of the perfume she wears -- that kind of stuff.
Starr: Oh, well, why didn’t you just say so?
Markko: You mean before you broke out the pit bulls? You kind of didn’t give me a chance.
Starr: Maybe you're expecting me to read your mind so you wouldn’t have to say "flowers" and "perfume."

Starr: So, anyway, about Langston’s secrets, she -- she loves sunflowers.
Markko: Oh, really? I thought she'd be into black roses or something.
Starr: The thing is about Langston is that she has this gothic shell, but inside she’s really gooey.
Markko: All right, check.
Starr: And she -- she doesn’t wear perfume.
Markko: Oh, she’s just one of those people that naturally smells good.

[Starr hears a scary noise outside on Halloween]
Langston: Yeah, what was that? Wait -- the headless horseman. Oh, my God, he’s going to do an Ichabod Crane on us!
[Markko and Cole laugh]
Starr: Do you think this is funny? I really heard something, Langston. You guys didn’t?
Markko: All I hear is Langston stuffing her face with popcorn.

[Starr is worried after Marcie goes on the run with baby Sam]
Markko: (about Michael) You got to feel for the guy.
Starr: Why?
Markko: Well, he obviously has no idea where his wife is, or Tommy.
Starr: And whose fault is that? He’s known for months that Tommy was my Dad’s son and he wasn’t going to tell anyone, Markko.

[The teens are playing Charades and it's Starr's turn to act something out while Markko guesses]
Markko: Uh, you're a crazy person. Um -- "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"? Your Grandma Addie?