OH GREAT ONE: Quotes

Starr & Markko [2008]

Starr: Well, at least this gives us a little time to talk. We never really get to talk, just the two of us.
Markko: Yeah, did we ever talk, just the two of us?
Starr: Well, maybe we should start.

Starr: So you haven't noticed anything weird between Langston and Cole lately?
Markko: Well, Langston’s always weird. I'd notice if she was normal.

[Starr and Markko are at the surprise party that Cole and Langston threw for her]
Starr: I just still can't believe it.
Markko: What?
Starr: That this whole surprise birthday party was all pulled off. I had no idea.
Markko: That's how surprise parties are supposed to work.

Starr: Oh, my gosh. I have a brilliant idea -- I know exactly what I'm going to do for Cole.
Markko: Whoa -- don't tell me. You're going to show up on his doorstep in, like, a really skimpy bikini?
Starr: Yeah, even though it's, like, totally winter?

[Starr and Markko return to La Boulaie with bags of grocery store items]
Markko: I should've known your plan would involve shopping.

[Markko and Starr try to make pasta]
Markko: I'm not sure I've ever even tasted sauce from scratch before.
Starr: Ooh, well, it shouldn't be too hard.
Markko: I thought you said you and Cole made this before.
Starr: Well, Cole kind of made it and I watched.
Markko: All right, this is going to be interesting.

[Starr samples the pasta sauce]
Starr: Okay, let's try it again. Hmm. What do you think? I think it needs more onion, right?
Markko: No, enough onion.
Starr: Okay, well, what should I put in it? What's this, ground Cuban? "Cumin"? What is that?
Markko: God, like I should know?
Starr: Okay, well, try it.
Markko: No way. I tried that curry powder and I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

[Starr panics while trying to boil a pot of water]
Starr: Oh my gosh! Markko, what did I do?
Markko: It's okay, it's okay. You know, boiling water can be mad burly sometimes. I bet even Rachael Ray's blown it once or twice.
Starr: Oh, my gosh, yeah, sure. And, like, you're Emeril Lugosi.
Markko: Huh, "Lugosi" -- Lagasse. Lugosi's the dude who did Dracula.
Starr: Okay, well, shut up and get me the fuglaci.
Markko: Fusilli!
Starr: Whatever!

[Markko samples the pasta that Starr made]
Starr: I kind of used the Prego -- from the gift bags. But please, do not tell Cole. I want him to think that I made it homemade.
Markko: Aw. Cole is going to think you're the bossest girlfriend ever when he tastes this.
Starr: Yeah, right.

[Starr finds out that Cole fought with Zack over her]
Markko: Two guys fighting over you -- it's pretty romantic, huh? But I'm sorry to say, I -- I don't think this is going to have the happy ending like those chick flicks Langston drags me to.
Starr: I know. Believe me.

[Starr isn't dealing well with her pregnancy]
Starr: It's just the morning sickness again. It's such a joke. You know what they should call it? They should call it queasiness 24/7 with random outbreaks of bitchiness syndrome.
Langston: Ok, that's way too long.
Markko: No, wait, how about q-rob 24/7?
Starr: Shut up.

[Starr opens up to Markko after the speech she gave her classmates about teen pregnancy]
Starr: I never really liked assemblies, but what really sucked was being the whole school's sex education visual and audio aid.
Markko: Yeah, I just realized something today. Guys get off easy. But you know what? I don't think, after the way you handled things today, you'll ever get hassled again.
Starr: I'm sure I won’t. No one's going to want to go near a hormonal pregnant girl. She's crazy.
Markko: I'm sorry. I like how you get funny when you get mad.
Starr: I guess it's just a natural gift.
Markko: But you're not just mad, are you?
Starr: No. Markko Rivera, you're very perceptive.

[Markko tries to convince the other teens to go to the tree-lighting at Angel Square]
Markko: Okay, if Angel Square is lame, I'll join the Polar Bear Club tonight.
Starr: Do you know that my grandma is a charter member? I'm not even kidding.