OH GREAT ONE: Quotes

Starr & Matthew [2003]

Matthew: Is there really magic like there is in fairy tales?
Starr: No, silly. They're just made-up stories about made-up people, and they all start exactly the same way.
Matthew: How?
Starr: Duh! Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess. But she was very unhappy because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Matthew: Why aren't there any fairy tales about boys?
Starr: Well, there's Aladdin.
Matthew: Who?
Starr: It's this guy, and he finds this, like, really weird-looking lamp, and he rubs it and this, like, genie pops out, and it's a guy and he grants him three wishes.
Matthew: Cool!
Starr: But it would never happen.

Starr: (to Matthew) I hate those stupid fairy tale people. They always wish for the most stupidest things. They're such dorks. Except for Little Red Riding Hood. Wolves didn't even scare her. She did anything she wanted.

Matthew: You're right, fairy tales aren't real. They're just stupid, made-up stories.
Starr: Duh.

[Starr and Matthew are dining at the Palace]
Starr: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Starr: You're using the wrong fork.
Matthew: ...But it's a fork.

Matthew: Dr. Troy used to be my mom's old boyfriend.
Starr: Yeah? Get in line.

Matthew: Don't you want a new dad?
Starr: No.
Matthew: Why not?
Starr: Because I already have one. Everybody thinks that my dad's not coming back, but I know he is.
Matthew: Really?
Starr: Yeah. If that Walker guy doesn't catch a clue real fast, I'm going to have to have a serious talk with him.

Matthew: What are you going to do to the yucky guy [Walker]?
Starr: I don't want to get into details. You might be charged as an accessory.
Matthew: A what?
Starr: Your mom's a lawyer, right?
Matthew: Yeah.
Starr: Never mind.

Starr: So, tell me about you wanting a new dad.
Matthew: Well, because mine is gone and mine can't come back like yours can.
Starr: Like mine will.

Starr: If you could have any dad, any idea who that would be?
Matthew: Yeah.
Starr: No, you have to think before you answer. This is important.
Matthew: But I already know the answer.
Starr: It has to be someone you know. It can't be, like, Wolverine or something.

Starr: (to Matthew) If you want things to happen, you have to make them happen.

Starr: They don't call me "Oh Great One" for nothing.
Matthew: I'm not calling you that.
Starr: You will.

Matthew: I can't sleep, and Starr keeps on saying that there's monsters under my bed.
Dorian: Oh, you can't pay any attention to Starr. There's no such thing as monsters.
Matthew: Are you sure?